Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mash up di best sugar an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for livin'. But dis spirit, it got soul. Every sip a adventure back to di roots. So when yuh smell di rum, remember